Newport News, VA – Arrr, ye landlubbers! The Putt Pirates Disc Golf League be havin’ a tale fer the ages this past weekend as Quartermaster Jasper Gutierrez nailed an incredible ace on Hole 14 from the white tees. Known fer his skill and precision, Gutierrez’s shot be a legend in the makin’!
Hole 14, cursed with its tricky layout and treacherous guardian trees, has bested many a disc golfer. But Gutierrez, with his trusty Innova Beast in champion plastic, conquered it in style.
Gutierrez’s ace was no ordinary throw. He skillfully aimed his Beast on a mid hyzer line, threadin’ the needle through the front door gap between the trees. The disc, guided by the spirits o’ the sea, miraculously avoided all obstacles. In a move that had the crowd gaspin’, the disc skipped perfectly off the ground, defied gravity, and smashed into the chains with a satisfyin’ clink.
Witnesses describe the moment as magical, with onlookers eruptin’ in cheers and applause. “It was like watchin’ a mermaid ride a dolphin through a storm and come out without a scratch,” one spectator exclaimed.
To get more insight into this legendary shot, Putt Pirate Ship Captain McCormick sat down with Quartermaster Jasper Gutierrez for an exclusive interview.
Interview: Captain McCormick and Quartermaster Gutierrez
Captain McCormick: Ahoy there, Quartermaster! First off, congratulations on that ace! Walk us through the moment ye knew this shot was special.
Jasper Gutierrez: Thanks, Captain! It was one o’ those moments where everythin’ just lined up perfectly. I pulled out me trusty Innova Beast, which be one o’ me favorites fer good reason. I can throw it flat and get decent distance with a reliable finish.
Captain McCormick: I’ve seen ye work magic with that Beast before, but this was somethin’ else. How did ye decide on that mid hyzer shot?
Jasper Gutierrez: Hole 14 be a tough one with those guardian trees. Usually, folks try to sneak through the back door gap, but I decided to go fer the front door this time. I aimed fer a mid hyzer line, hopin’ to thread it through the trees.
Captain McCormick: And thread it ye did! That disc seemed like it had a mind of its own. Did ye think it had a chance of goin’ in?
Jasper Gutierrez: Honestly, I just hoped it would miss the tree roots and skip nicely. When it hit the ground and started skippin’, me heart was in me throat. And then… BAM! Right into the chains. I couldn’t believe it!
Captain McCormick: It was like watchin’ a myth in the makin’. Any words o’ wisdom for yer fellow Putt Pirates aspirin’ to get their own aces?
Jasper Gutierrez: Practice and patience, mates. And always trust yer disc. Sometimes, the front door be the way to go. And a little luck never hurts either!
Captain McCormick: Sage advice, Quartermaster. Congratulations again on yer amazin’ ace. May the wind always be at yer back and the chains always friendly!
Jasper Gutierrez: Thanks, Captain! Can’t wait to see what the rest of the season holds. Arrr!
Stay tuned fer more thrillin’ tales and epic throws from the Putt Pirates Disc Golf League. Who knows? The next ace could be yers!
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