Putt Pirates Disc Golf Club

Ahoy, ye salty sea dogs! Gather ’round as we cast our nets and reel in the tale of one of the fiercest and most spirited members of our crew, the indomitable Boatswain Stef Bonsky. This fine buccaneer has been chartin’ the treacherous waters of disc golf fer three swashbucklin’ years, and she’s become a force to be reckoned with on the green. So grab yer grog and lend an ear to the legend of our very own Pirate Queen of the Chains!

The Arsenal of a Pirate Queen

In the heart of her disc golf adventures, Boatswain Stef be wieldin’ some mighty fine weapons that strike fear into the hearts of her opponents:

• Driver: With a swift hand, she commands the winds with a Discraft Thrasher or an Innova Boss, ready to unleash a tempest upon the chains. These fine discs be her go-to choices for launchin’ long, straight shots that slice through the air like a cutlass through a sail.
• Mid-Range: When the course grows narrow and the target be within sight, she turns to the trusty Latitude 64 Saint. This disc be as reliable as a compass, guidin’ her shots with the precision of a seasoned navigator.
• Putter: For those tricky, nail-bitin’ putts, she trusts nothin’ but her lucky green EV-7 Phi. It’s her steadfast companion, as reliable as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, always ready to secure the treasure in the chains.

Master of the Forehand

With the flick of her wrist, Boatswain Stef unleashes her dominate forehand, sendin’ discs on a course as true and swift as a ship in full sail. Her throws be as steady as the North Star, chartin’ a path straight to victory. Whether it be a wide-open fairway or a narrow, tree-lined gauntlet, Stef’s forehand be as lethal as a cannon blast from a pirate brig.

Dodgin’ Rogue Discs and Makin’ Friends

But it ain’t all smooth sailin’ for our dear Boatswain. She spends most of her time on the course dodgin’ Cook Mike Mui’s rogue discs that seem to have a magnetic pull towards her. It’s as if those discs have a mind of their own, always lookin’ to give Stef a friendly nudge! But worry not, for Stef handles them with the grace and agility of a pirate avoidin’ a broadside cannonball.

The Heartbeat of the Putt Pirates

Boatswain Stef be more than just a fierce competitor; she’s the heartbeat of the Putt Pirates, every pirate’s hype girl, always cheerin’ and liftin’ the spirits of her mates. Her laughter be as contagious as the wind in our sails, keepin’ morale high no matter the stormy seas ahead. She’s the one ye want by yer side in the heat of battle and the calm after the storm.

A Love Story for the Ages

Aye, there be more to this tale! Boatswain Stef be engaged to none other than our stalwart Master-at-Arms, Ernest Huizar. Together, they be the power couple of our crew, as strong as iron chains and as inseparable as a pirate and his treasure map. Their love be a beacon of hope and joy, lightin’ the way for the rest of us wayward souls.

Keeper of the Pirate’s Booty

And if ye think that’s all, ye be mistaken! Boatswain Stef be financin’ 70% of the Putt Pirates’ adventures through her undyin’ love for the pirate booty in the shop. From discs to gear, she’s the backbone of our treasure trove, keepin’ us well-stocked and ready for any disc golf plunderin’ that comes our way. Without her, our adventures would be as dry as a ship without a sea.

So here’s to Boatswain Stef Bonsky, the heart and soul of the Putt Pirates. May her discs fly true, her sails be full, and her adventures be as grand as the seven seas themselves! Keep an eye on this one, mateys, for she be a rising star on the horizon of disc golf, and her story be far from over.

Until next time, may the winds be ever in yer favor, and the chains sing sweetly with every putt. Arrr!