| SHORTS | SINGLES |
| ERNEST HUIZAR (+1) | JASPER GUTIERREZ (-1) 🏆 | STEF BONSKEY (+3) | LUIS RODRIGUEZ (+8) |
| ROUND WINNER | Jasper Gutierrez |
| JASPER GUTIERREZ | CAPTAIN |
| ERNEST HUIZAR | QUATERMASTER |
The crew set sail on another sanctioned voyage through the tangled fairways of Newport News Park. With discs in hand and mischief in their hearts, they braved bugs, branches, and the occasional squirrel with a death wish.
⚔️ Format: Shorts & Singles
Game Mod: No fancy tweaks—just the course, the chains, and the chaos.
🧭 Players on the Card:
- Ernest Huizar (+1) – Played it steady like a metronome on rum. After a near-ace on hole 7, he declared, “I didn’t come here to mess around… but I did.”
- Jasper Gutierrez (-1) 🏆 – Absolute menace off the tee. Parked shots like he was tryin’ to impress the basket gods. One birdie run had everyone muttering, “This man’s putter got a soul of its own.”
- Stef Bonskey (+3) – Bounced off more trees than a raccoon on Red Bull, but kept her cool. At one point she yelled, “Why throw straight when you can throw with style?” and promptly threw a roller.
- Luis Rodriguez (+8) – Took a beating from the back nine but smiled through the storm. After three OBs in a row, he said, “I’m just givin’ y’all a handicap.”
🏆 Round Winner:
Jasper Gutierrez – Ice cold and deadly accurate. No flukes, just fire.
🔺 Promotions:
- Jasper Gutierrez promoted to Captain
- Ernest Huizar promoted to Quartermaster
The rest of ye—earn yer salt next round.
🎤 Overheard on the Course:
- “If that tree was a person, I’d be in jail.” – Stef Bonskey
- “It’s not a bad round if you don’t cry till the car ride home.” – Luis Rodriguez
- “I didn’t miss the putt, I was just settin’ up for the comeback.” – Jasper Gutierrez
Another round in the books, full of laughs, lost discs, and one man who decided bogey golf wasn’t miserable enough. Fair winds ’til next time, and may yer next drive dodge every cursed branch on the course.
– PUTT PIRATES BLOG 🏴☠️
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