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SOUNDTRACK: 🎶 Waller Mill Thrill (The Disc Don’t Lie) 🎶

PODCAST: EPISODE 2 – Waller Mill Mayhem and Misadventures

SHORTS

SINGLES

LOU RODRIGUEZ (+15)

PATRICK MCCORMICK (+15)

JASPER GUTIERREZ (+8)🏆

SHELLY JACKSON (+14) ⓧ

STEF BONSKY (+14) ⓧ

ERNEST HUIZAR (+10) 🥏

ROUND WINNER

JASPER GUTIERREZ

JASPER GUTIERREZ	2 – QUARTER MASTER
STEF BONSKY	4 – BOATSWAIN

🏴‍☠️ Waller Mill Mayhem – November 3rd

T’was a humid morn in Williamsburg when the Putt Pirates set their sights on Waller Mill Park. But before the first chain clanged, some o’ the crew had already lost their way…

🧭 Navigational Nonsense

Stef and Ernest veered wildly off course, ending up at New Quarter Park like a pair of drunk sea dogs tryin’ to find the North Star in broad daylight. Shelly wasn’t faring much better, second-guessing every step like a man who lost his compass and his confidence.

Back at Waller Mill, Jasper and Lou were already teein’ off on hole 1, lookin’ sharp and ready to plunder a victory. Jasper brought a caddy wearin’ a fan hat—a curious lad more interested in frogs and flowers than discs and distances. At one point, he waved a frog at Jasper, who let out a shriek so loud it startled birds and bolted straight into the woods like he’d seen Davy Jones himself.

🐿 Woodland Distractions and Watery Graves

Wildlife ruled the round. Patrick, tryin’ to focus on his throw, got sidetracked by a pretzel-munching squirrel perched nearby. Whether it was magic, mockery, or just good snackin’, that squirrel had Patrick’s full attention while his game slipped like a greased anchor.

Then came the disaster at hole 5.

Jasper, in full captain mode, barked orders: “Stay left and avoid the water hazard!” Naturally, he then launched his disc straight into the drink. But fear not—Ernest, never one to back down from a challenge, dove in headfirst. Shoes, shirt, dignity—none survived the splash as he braved the murky depths for Jasper’s lost disc. Alligators? Leeches? Flesh-eatin’ bacteria? Didn’t slow him down a bit. Rumor says Jasper owes him a lifetime supply of “milkshakes” for the rescue.

Still, not all discs were saved. The wild claimed two for good—one from Stef and one from Shelly, both swallowed by the untamed course like sacrifices to the disc gods.

🥵 Heat, Heroics, and Putt-Off Showdowns

The day dragged on, the sun blazed hotter, and talk o’ “bogey golf” started flyin’ like seagulls after fish guts.

Ernest, soaked but undeterred, showed off a cannon arm on hole 18, blastin’ the longest drive o’ the day and claimin’ yet another disc for his haul.

But the round wasn’t done just yet—two ties demanded a duel.

First came Stef and Shelly, locked in a battle o’ the chains. Stef held steady and emerged victorious. Then Patrick and Lou faced off, and though Patrick had missed every short putt all day, he nailed a clutch 15-footer when it counted. Go figure.

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⚓ Final Standings

Name	Legendary Feats
Patrick	Distracted by a squirrel, redeemed with a long putt
Jasper	Lost a disc, a scream, and maybe his pride to a frog
Stef	Navigationally challenged, but clutch in the end
Ernest	Dove into a lake, won longest drive, milkshake hero
Shelly	Lost a disc, lost a putt-off, but fought like a pirate
Lou	Every throw was gold, but landed like scrap iron—battled trees like they owed him money

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💀 Closing Words

From frogs and squirrels to lakes and leeches, this be a round the Putt Pirates won’t soon forget. Whether ye be soaked, scorched, or snack-distracted, ye sailed the course with spirit and style. Until next time, keep yer discs dry and yer putts true.

—PUTT PIRATES BLOG

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