| SHORTS to SHORTS | SINGLES |
| PATRICK MCCORMICK (+2) 56 🏆 | SHELLY JACKSON (+9) 63 | MIKE MUI (+19) 73 ⓧ | STEF BONSKY (+6) 60 | ERNEST HUIZAR (+5) 59 | TREVOR ELAM (+20) 74 |
| ROUND WINNER 🏆 | PATRICK MCCORMICK |
Arrr, here be a Cinco De Mayo Disc Golf Tale for the ages..
Arrr, gather ‘round ye scallywags and hear the tale of Cinco de Mayo on the high seas of disc golf, where chains be rattlin’ and discs be flyin’ like cannon fire!
The crew set sail a touch late this mornin’, seein’ as some had to settle their debts with the crown and make sure the Sheriff weren’t sniffin’ ‘round our operations. All above board… or at least lookin’ that way. 🏴☠️
Absent from the voyage were a few familiar faces:
- Jasper Gutierrez — chained to his labor post.
- Tommy Brosam — claimin’ a healer’s appointment… though whispers say he be dodgin’ Trevor Elam like a coward avoids a kraken.
- Megan Gilmore — vanished into the mist with no word. Suspicious, says I.
Meanwhile, Shelly Jackson and Mike Mui arrived late, tendin’ to their medic duties. Though truth be told, Mike may have simply lost his bearings at sea. He didn’t board the round ‘til the second hole!
⚓ The Infamous Second Hole
It be here that a challenge was issued! I dared Trevor Elam to launch his disc over the road—but blast me barnacles, the lad chose a road I hadn’t even considered! Near threw it behind himself, he did. A technical success? Perhaps. A respectable one? Not by pirate code.
💣 Mike’s Return to Form
Now hear this: Mike Mui be back in fearsome form!
Last voyage he nearly sent a few crewmates to Davy Jones’ locker, and today he kept that same dangerous consistency. But beneath the chaos, there be progress—his throws grow smoother, cleaner… deadlier. A true cannon comin’ back online.
⚔️ Duel of the Day: Mui vs. Elam
From the first throw, all eyes were locked on the clash between Mike Mui and Trevor Elam. The air was thick with trash talk, enough to sink a ship!
But in a shocking twist, it was Mike who seized victory!
With a grin, he barked: “Show me with your hands, not with your words!” — a phrase rumored to be from the ancient bard Britney Spears… though none aboard could confirm its authenticity. Least of all Trevor, who was too busy recalibratin’ his wildly unpredictable shots.
To Trevor’s credit, the lad be improving—slowly learnin’ to keep his disc:
- On the fairway
- On the correct hole
- And occasionally… on the course itself
Progress be progress! 🏴☠️
💪 Big Throws & Bold Claims
Stefanie Bonsky was an absolute force of nature! Effortless bombs off the tee, like Neptune himself guided her arm.
Yet in the end, Patrick McCormick claimed the overall victory!
Patrick was overheard sayin’:
“I play better when Jasper and Tommy ain’t here. Gives me hope… so I actually try.”
A bold admission, and one sure to stir mutiny in future rounds!
🌮 Cinco de Mayo Shenanigans
After the round, the crew docked at the cantina to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in proper pirate fashion—tacos, grog, and questionable decisions.
But the final mystery of the day?
Patrick McCormick lost his car keys.
Now here be the strangest part: the man drove to the restaurant… yet somehow lost the keys back at the course? Or perhaps… never had ‘em at all?
A paradox worthy of pirate legend.
Some call it confusion.
We call it pirate magic. ✨🏴☠️
Until next voyage, keep yer discs flyin’ true and yer lies even truer.
— The Putt Pirates Logkeeper 🏴☠️
Putt Pirates Disc Golf Club 
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